
Coming soon.
Mugs, hoodies, bumper stickers and window decals for people who finished working and kept going. Nothing for sale yet. Just a look at what's packed in the back.
We drew every one of these by hand, one sticker at a time. Then we put them on real things to see if they'd survive a sunrise.
no prices, no cart, no rush


Coffee, with a view.
A full-wrap mug with the 70s sunset on one side and “Retired. Not parked.” on the other. Built for the moment the side door slides open and the desert is still pink.
for the 6 a.m. door-open moment
Coming soon


Campfire weight.
Deep plum, a small hand-lettered mark on the chest, and the national-park badge across the back, under “Retired. Not parked.”
warm enough for the second log
Coming soon

Say it at 55 mph.
Three long bumper stickers, laid out for the back of a van rather than squeezed from a circle. Honk accordingly.
the van behind you will read it at the light
Coming soon




For dark glass.
Round decals with a light keyline so they still read on a tinted camper window after sundown.
they glow a little at dusk
Coming soon

For the laptop, the gear box, the cooler lid.
Sixteen round die-cut stickers, from a park badge to a truck tire. Collect them, swap them at a campground, stick them on the box that holds the jumper cables.
one for every state you sleep in
Coming soon






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